Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Presidential Anagrams (or "Realign Damn Parasites")

Anagrams are truly a thing of beauty -- simple, honest and totally revealing; a person's true nature cannot stay hidden for very long. And politians' anagrams are the best. For example, President-elect Clinton (although not much chance of THAT happening) morphs magically into decent little Sniper-con. Simply beautimous! And to be "fair and balanced," let's not leave out Senator Obama, which transforms into At base, a Moron. What about Senator John McCain? That's easy - major Icon enchants (so, do you think I'm gonna' vote Republican, or what?) And although it's customary to leave 'em wanting more, here's one for the road: Democratic Party = Cramped Atrocity.

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